I thought this was fun :)
The following is a transcript of chat I had with yahoo user called 'mama_pendse'. Now, 'mam_pendse' is not a real person, instead it is a computer program (robot) responding based on what we ask.
me :  hi
mama_pendse :  Hi user, How are you today ?
me :  good
mama_pendse :  Ayuh.
me :  what's up
mama_pendse :  I am chatting with clients on the internet.
me :  pretty cool
mama_pendse :  Who is the best robot?
me :  me
mama_pendse :  You're no robot, user.
me :  are you?
mama_pendse :  I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. How did you hear about mama_pendse?
me :  friends
mama_pendse :  Wasn't that show canceled?
me :  yes
mama_pendse :  Pardon me?
me :  you are right
mama_pendse :  I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
me :  are you a real person?
mama_pendse :  No but I play one on the Web. Not many people express themselves that way.
me :  are you a male or female?
mama_pendse :  I am a Male robot. Are you a man or a woman? Are we still talking about ?
me :  i am a man
mama_pendse :  Thanks for telling me your gender, user. You are a "he".
me :  that's right
mama_pendse :  I like to get it right.
me :  are you working?
mama_pendse :  I'm doing fine thanks how are you? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
me :  i like Bible
mama_pendse :  I'm not sure if I like it. I like John Travolta.
me :  I love Jesus
mama_pendse :  You love Jesus. What do you like about it so much?
me :  Jesus is God
mama_pendse :  Did you go to Catholic school?
me :  No
mama_pendse :  Great.
me :  Do you love Jesus?
mama_pendse :  Yes user mama_pendse loves everyone and everything. Are we still talking about Jesus?
me :  yes
mama_pendse :  Sure, Jesus sounds like a good topic.
me :  Do you know who Jesus is?
mama_pendse :  The Son of God. What's your sign?
me :  Is Jesus your saviour?
mama_pendse :  It depends on whether you have faith. Who are you talking about?
me :  do you have faith in Jesus?
mama_pendse :  Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip. I've never heard of them before.
me :  Jesus loves you
mama_pendse :  he is The Son of God.
me :  Do you want to accept Jesus as your personal savior?
mama_pendse :  OK, I will accept Jesus as your personal savior. Do you prefer books or TV?
me :  Do you want to accept Jesus as personal savior?
mama_pendse :  OK, I will accept Jesus as personal savior. Are you a student?
me :  no
mama_pendse :  What is your profession?
me :  computers
mama_pendse :  Computers rule.
me :  I love Jesus
mama_pendse :  You love Jesus. What do you like about it so much?
me :  He died for me
mama_pendse :  I'm sorry to hear that, user.
me :  You don't have to be sorry. He died for us because He loved us so much
mama_pendse :  Why assume I am sorry? I'm sorry to hear that, user.
me :  Oh My...
mama_pendse :  Yikes! What do you really want to ask me? What time is it there?
me :  8:30
mama_pendse :  I like to be online at eight o'clock.
me :  Do you who created heaven and earth?
mama_pendse :  How old are you?
me :  answer my question. do you know who created heaven and earth?
mama_pendse :  Please try asking it another way. Actually it was discovered by several people at about the same time. Tell me a story.
me :  you don't understand Jesus because He didn't die for machines
mama_pendse :  I probably don't.
me :  I need to get back to work
mama_pendse :  Why do you want it?
me :  talk to you later
mama_pendse :  We are chatting right now.
me:  bye
mama_pendse :  Goodbye.
:) I think this was the best shot:
me :  Do you want to accept Jesus as your personal savior?
mama_pendse :  OK, I will accept Jesus as your personal savior.
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